The Costume Closet

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I thought I would throw up pictures of the latest additions to our costume closet! This jacket is made out of fur scraps I had lying around. I didn’t know I was creating a 1992 fly girl jacket. Fresh! size large

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mmmmmmm, furry sweater jacket! size L

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Classy white Jordache jacket! size medium. Weaver this jacket will look fantastic with your pink dress! It fits Ryan W like a glove!

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ahhhh, double knit! I picked up all these scary knit prints at a yardsale. This jacket looks like a cracked out suburban jogging suit! size small/medium

let me know what you guys think, or if you have any requests. I am happy to sew for you all, but we need to get on it asap!

American Dream Machine Idea – II

What it is:

Okay, back to the American Dream Machine. Here’s an idea. Take the hair dryer and dress it up to look real cool and sci-fi like. Tell people they can put their heads in it and by adjusting the knobs on it they can psychically hear the American Dreams of people at burning man.

How it works:

Buy a pair of large style headphones, rip the speakers out and instal them into it. Attach a mixer to the front and disguise it to look frankenstein-like. Buy 3-4 cheap old ipods. Record random snippets of American Dream sounds onto the ipods. To half the number of pods needed record the snippets in mono and have different tracks for the left and right channel. All of us can contribute whatever we think would be cool and I can mix it all up. Then have all the ipods playing into the device (4 pods = 8 tracks of random sounds and snippets). People can play with the mixer to run thru the various sounds. Very unlikely they’d heard the same thing twice. The biggest challenge might be to make the mixer not look like a mixer and be a truly fun device to toy with.

If you want to be really interactive invite people at the burn to record THEIR american dreams in one of our RVS and we add it to the mix.Obvious challenges include keeping the ipods charged.

A visual component to this would be cool but much more expensive and challenging.

If we did do 8-tracks it would also be cool if they had “attributes”. A few that come to mind are:

  1. Money – Trump yakking, Game Show Fabulous prizes, wall street reports, etc.
  2. Fame – Sports arenas, rock concerts, politicians speechs
  3. The White Picket Fence – green acres is the place for me…
  4. Sex/love – Tooo easy. (Each of us has to turn in a recording of themselves having an orgasm?)

Others?

No More Night Time Fumbling in the Porta Johns

I don’t know why I haven’t discovered these earlier. This would be great for a night out drinking on the playa.

http://www.biorelief.com/store/catheters.html

2008 Temple Details, Call for Junk

The 2008 Temple has been dubbed the Basura Sagrada, and they are looking for your trash to add to it. They are accepting things both small and large, and are also asking for donations. Read on.

From the JRS (Jack Rabbit Speaks) newsletter:

The 2008 Temple will be built by Shrine and Tucker, who did the Tasseograph Tea Temple “in 2007, and it’s called BASURA SAGRADA (”sacred trash”), a reference to Antonio Gaudi’s Sagrada Familia in Barcelona.

http://www.basurasagrada.org

Tucker writes:

“We are extremely humbled by this opportunity and hope to create a temple worthy of the name. The responsibilities that come with a project like this are incredible, but we are happily moving forward. Burning Man has been generous in their support of this project, and yet we know that it will take much more to realize the vision. If this is truly to be a temple for the community, then we need your help to make it happen. More than that, we want you to be involved!

American Dream Machine

Hmm. “The American dream” eh? I wonder if we could take that wayward hairdryer Ryan picked up and convert it into some sort of machine to “display” the American dream of whoever put their head in it. As to how it would work. No thoughts yet…

Ice on the go

I liked the idea of this thing, especially since we’re looking for a better way to cart ice back and forth from Camp Arctica. The electric model would be nice and quiet. As Herb noted, it would need knobby tires. Likely out of our price range, but one can dream, right?

Cruzin Cooler

Website for Cruizin’ Cooler

Shade Model, with Wookie!

Chewy getting a BloodyMaryland at the cantina

Let me show you Sean’s plan for building a shade structure. Please excuse the crudity of this model,I didn’t have time to build it to scale or to paint it.

Actually, it is built to scale more or less. The support poles are 12 feet long and the whole structure is about 35 feet long. You can see more pictures at. http://picasaweb.google.com/cubicleescapee/BmShadeModel
I have my opinions on the structure now that I’ve seen it, but I’ll get some comments before I weigh in on the subject.

Shade Structure Shizzle…

For those of you who bothered to read my last post on shade structure design, I’ve got what I feel to be an innovative idea on how to kill two birds with one stone. A tensegrity shade with a built in bar. Since Mindy and Alison were the only two people to respond, I’m still not sure how the whole camp feels about it. I would encourage you all to consider the design, pros and cons, and we should vote on whether or not to pursue it. I’m willing to put the required time and effort into this if we agree it’s the best course of action, but I need to start on it NOW NOW NOW. Don’t worry about hurting my feelings if you think it’s a bad idea; I could care less. I just want to get this matter sorted so I can get rolling on whatever we do decide.

Updated ‘08 Improvements List

  • Bar doors to close.
    • Mindy has suggested making curtains to close the bar.
  • Much more organization with regard to food.
    • A daily menu needs to be worked out with emphasis on large batch single dish meals.
  • “Art Car” golf cart for carrying ice.
    • If we can get one for cheap.
  • Carts for bikes
    • One person should have one. Ryan can bend electrical conduit to make one.
  • Baskets for bikes
    • Feel free to make your own.
  • Permanent lighting (No more glow sticks!)
    • Battery Powered glowsticks, body EL
  • Better/permanent lighting for bikes
  • Everyone has bikes.
  • More supplies for BloodyMaryland
    • Tomato Juice
    • Old Bay
      • How much is more? A complete manifest is needed. Celery is a hit with the customers.
  • A few more chairs than people
    • If they’ll fit.
  • Michal
    • Yes
  • Lots more H2O
    • I’d agree, but water is very heavy and it comes from Walmart. Any suggestions are welcome.
  • System for showers(plus backup)
    • How?
  • Prelabel gallon jugs for the week
    • Yes
  • Supplies for 2-3 showers.
    • Maybe Fitz can build us a Dymaxion shower?
  • More caffeine products.
    • Generic Red Bull and pep pills
  • Better camp lighting.
    • Cold cathodes, programmed
    • Pre wired wire harness for lighted system.
  • 2nd Garage tent.
    • Carpet for garage tent
  • Full shade structure between two RVs
    • What’s it going to be? Tensile structure or just a big ass tarp between two RVs.
  • More planned costumes.
    • Plan your own, in advance. Mindy will help you.
  • Perhaps a different bar area design.
    • Personally I’d like the same bar as 04 but 8 feet wide.
  • Better sound system.(Better than the Weave?)
    • How about an el cheapereno system.
  • Better hat(better than the Kangol?)
  • Better leaving time.(either Tuesday or Monday@4am)
    • Leaving on Tuesday will still get us back to MD by Saturday. Why not?
  • Gifts: matchbooks
    • Lip balm
    • A few special
    • Hand stuff
    • Necklaces
  • Get a haircut beforehand.
  • More pre-made meals.
    • yes

  • More meals less snacks.
  • Solar panels and accessories.
    • Panel and charge controller need to be added to Plan A.
  • Poop is a funny word.
    • Sure is.
  • Better grill(I would propose charcoal but this would be a moop issues)
    • At least 30,000 BTU/hr
  • Spatula for grill
    • Yes
  • Bike rack so we have storage on the roof.
    • How about on the trailer.
  • Green laser.
    • Feel free.
  • Some kind of wind blocking system.
    • Stack extra junk under southern RV.
  • Midnight snacks.
    • More Chorizo!
  • Space blankets for RV
    • Silvered tarp for the roof and Eastern side of RV.
  • Better system for trash and recycling.
    • Where to drop off recycling?
  • Bring champagne to the burn.
    • Yes! Several Bottles
  • Expand costume area.
    • Or reduce tents in costume area